Optical Innovator Prints

Evolution.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Sold his air rights."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Hacksaw Violin.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Cat Eye-Exam

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Stun-gun target practice.

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

e-procurement

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"He once hoped to write the great American novel. Now it's the great American internet meme."

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Cello Saw

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."