Optical Innovator Mugs

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

Evolution.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Pole Vault Rules

"Sold his air rights."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Hacksaw Violin.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Cat Eye-Exam

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Stun-gun target practice.

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

e-procurement

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"He once hoped to write the great American novel. Now it's the great American internet meme."

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Cello Saw

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.