Optical Studies Pillows

Vincent Van Gogh's spectacles.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'It's Blurred.'

Musical Eye Test

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'