Opposing Forces Ponderer Gifts

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

That party went well.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Bumper Limos

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Biden Workload

"How'd it happen?

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Mountains and Molehills