Opinion Influencer Gifts

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'I'm sorry, Sir, but that opinion has already been taken.'

"The pandemic. . . the protests. . . the riots. . . the economic impact. . . these coincidences have moved Joe in the polls. . . but still not enough!"

"Anyone who dares question my political narrative is clearly evil and must be silenced!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Witches of Instagram

Freedom of Speech

Creativity 2.0

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"