Opinion Influencer Gifts

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'I'm sorry, Sir, but that opinion has already been taken.'

"The pandemic. . . the protests. . . the riots. . . the economic impact. . . these coincidences have moved Joe in the polls. . . but still not enough!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Freedom of Speech

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I only told a few friends."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"