Operating Room Coordinator Gifts

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

Wait a minute

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

A heart flies out during an operation.

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.