Operating Room Warrior Gifts

"Hey Anesthesiologist! Let's pay attention!"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Quick! 5-second rule!

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

A heart flies out during an operation.