Operating Room Enthusiast Gifts

High scores for Surgeon

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I just want to say before you go under that I'm super excited as this is my first time."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Comedy and Tragedy at the Hospital

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Fellow surgeon still hasn't repaid the money I loaned him. Must find way to let feelings about the matter be known.

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

"Boy, am I getting hungry!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

Operating table.

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

A heart flies out during an operation.

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."