Operating Room Coordinator Pillows

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

Paramedic Mistakes.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A heart flies out during an operation.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"