Operations Coordinator Pillows

Logistics department plans.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Failure/Due Diligence

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Trade Show Sherpas

In and Out Sourced.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Fragile stamper.

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'