Operations Pillows

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

Nil Insolence By Mouth

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Felix Mendelssohn

Working hours.

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Motivation to work

Late/Too Late.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."