Operating Room Insider Pillows

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

Operating table.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A heart flies out during an operation.

Someone should be with you later, they're all on a patient care course.'