Operating Room Insider Prints

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Quick! 5-second rule!

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Nurse cautioning a patient

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

Operating table.

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

A heart flies out during an operation.

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