Operating Room Buff Prints

A heart escapes from the operating room.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Tommy John Surgery.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"