Operating Room Buff Mugs

A heart escapes from the operating room.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"