Operating Room Enthusiasts Mugs

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

Operating table.

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

Wait a minute

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A heart flies out during an operation.

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'