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Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

Operating table.

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A heart flies out during an operation.

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."