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'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

'That's me they're paging. I've got to go move my car. Be back in 20 minutes.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Say, please.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I can catch-you can't throw."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'Lunch!'

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

Operating table.

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."