Operating Room Escapades Pillows

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Say, please.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'Lunch!'

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

Operating table.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."