Operating Room Staff Pillows

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Putter.. er-r.. I mean, scalpel!'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'