Opening A Movie Studio Gifts

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Important Food Groups

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Check out this new store."

Now Playing at the Europlex

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood Breakup

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Instant art

Hollywood or bust!

Lord of the Rings IV.

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Welcome to Hollywood

Casting Director

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Melanie Griffith

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'