Film Industry Gifts

Welcome to Hollywood

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'I'm sick of being typecast as a rabbit.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'Not to worry. We're being bailed out by Paramount Pictures.'

Jude Law.

"So I get all the way there and it turns out they wanted a computer-animated penguin. I'm firing my agent."

J2 productions - a harassment-free company

"If we put barcodes on the actresses it's easier to keep to their sell by dates!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Movie Couches then and now

Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein Scandal,

Hollywood Casting Couch

Sandra Bullock

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Marlon Brando

Bruce Willis.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Leonardo Di Caprio

Restraining orders from the stars.

Richard Griffiths

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

Peter Sellers

'I understand it's a non-speaking part.'

Johnny Depp

The Sequel is Coming