Opening A Movie Studio T-Shirts

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Important Food Groups

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Tom Hanks

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Check out this new store."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Instant art

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Hollywood or bust!

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Welcome to Hollywood

Casting Director

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"