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"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'I need to upgrade my 32 screens to digital so I'd like to borrow all you've got.'

'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

Now showing: The Blair witch hunt.

'It'll be hard convincing him to go digital. He just got over the adjustment to talkies.'

"I'm your merchandising tie-in for the latest Jurassic Park movie!"

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"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Do you have any catsup?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Misunderstood artist

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

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"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Now this I get."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'