Opening An Art Studio T-Shirts

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Two New Paintbrushes

Instant art

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Misunderstood artist

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Now this I get."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Move, Gary."

Van Go

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Cubism Model

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Sure start.

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Damien Hirst's art teacher

Symbolism for Artists

"I suffer for my art..."