Decorating A New Studio T-Shirts

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

The Pencil and Sharpener

Tedious Romantic.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Instant art

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'