Decorating A New Studio Gifts

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Tedious Romantic.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Instant art

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Two New Paintbrushes

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'