Opening An Art Studio Gifts

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Instant art

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Misunderstood artist

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Now this I get."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Van Go

"Move, Gary."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Cubism Model

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The Battle of the Pictures.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Sure start.

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Damien Hirst's art teacher

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Symbolism for Artists

Young British Artists.

"I suffer for my art..."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'