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'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Studio in December

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A catch-all is born.

'Hows it coming?'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I'm running a loose ship."

Recording Studio

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'