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'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Studio in December

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Hows it coming?'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

A catch-all is born.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Recording Studio

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Martha Stewart at Home.

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The Marie Kondo landfill

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'