Oology Gifts

"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!

Bird escaping it's egg

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

What My Day Feels Like

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Koala

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Giant slug attacks a city

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"That's mine!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"