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"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!

Bird escaping it's egg

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

What My Day Feels Like

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Tallyho!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Koala

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Giant slug attacks a city

"That's mine!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'