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He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

The Land of the Bong Tree

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Busy day at the office.

Night-shift entrance

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Owl Through Time

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

I like a manager who asks questions.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Scary Face at Window

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

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