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"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Owl Through Time

Over-reaction Man.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

Unnatural History Museum

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"And here is the winning board of the year."

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

Who's Hoot

"I got my hair straightened..."

Owl answers telephone.