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"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

"Really?

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Owl reading 'Who's tu-whit tu-who'

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

Owl

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot."

"So go back to your mother's, I couldn't give two hoots."

Night Owl, Owl, Day Owl.

Who's Hoot

"Really?"

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

"You're such a hoot, Owen!"

Quiet! Night worker

"That's what I said. Whoo is on first!"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

Owl Through Time

Owl reading books.

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Look surprised. Look surprised. Look....Oh, wait...I always do."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"You can hear a mouse moving under the snow but you never seem to hear me when I suggest we visit my mother!"

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'