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"No...still a bit foggy."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

Oculist.

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

What My Day Feels Like

Paranormal A-Z...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Amateur Palmist

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

A catch-all is born.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."