Enology T-Shirts

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'The circle is complete!'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Nature versus commerce.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

But is it organic?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Look, a bug!"