Ethnologist T-Shirts

'Ethnologists good. Saving us from starving.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Evolution Exam Results.

God's Subcontractors

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'