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The Lost Tribe

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.