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"Now do you believe me?"

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

Cavemen, "I don't want to jump to conclusions Gerald, but I think you may have discovered fire there"

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Yes, all at once!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Stonehenge Explained

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.