Anthropology Geek Pillows

"Now do you believe me?"

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

Cavemen, "I don't want to jump to conclusions Gerald, but I think you may have discovered fire there"

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Slavery Reparations

Stonehenge Explained

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."