Ethnologist Gifts

'Ethnologists good. Saving us from starving.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A caveman paints from life

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

God's Subcontractors

Evolution Exam Results.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Echo Tourism'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!