Ethnographers Gifts

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Easter Island Mystery

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Those Were The Days

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'