Enologist T-Shirts

'Wine region.'

'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.