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'I've tried it - it's a 94.3829366, at best.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

'And what was this test supposed to prove again?'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'He claims his wines are 10 inspiration and 90 perspiration - which explains a lot.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."