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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

There is No Planet C

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"I make it myself!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

As Seen On TV

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I knew it!"

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

The Scenic Route

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'