Humorous Oenophile T-Shirts

Wine Tasting Class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I make it myself!"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Shark food pyramid.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Pansexual"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Something from our wine list?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

Jelly Fish

A bowls player bowling a bomb

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

School Crossing

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."