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'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"I make it myself!"

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"Your results are back. You tested positive for Chardonnay."

'You can at least dry off.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'We should have the matter of this evening's wine selection determined shortly.'

'Don't you try on shoes before you buy them?'

'At least serve me with something better than a $2 bottle of wine.'

'Honey, this one sounds good.'

"Yes, the new chateau D'Alsace has a youthful, lively bouquet. . . it's even a bit cheeky!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

Brexit

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Lisbon Treaty.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Federica Mogherini

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

David Cameron and Europe

Terminal Illness.

Let's do the continental.

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

The lady's not for turning.

'You have an impressive cellar.'