Humorous Oenophile Prints

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I make it myself!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Shark food pyramid.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Pansexual"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'You have an impressive cellar.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

Jelly Fish

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

School Crossing

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."