Angelic Oenophile Prints

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Heaven

Angel playing music

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Heaven and Hell

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

Death of the pope.

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Spring Break!

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'