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Paradise: Collection of wine

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Heaven

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Angel playing music

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Heaven and Hell

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Wine Tasting Class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

Spring Break!

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.